Algenon Christmas

Ive got a new friend -algenon Christmas! He was a Christmas prezzie from my human cousins to my human daddy. He's a black rat wid grey eyes, paws, whiskers and tail. He's ver brainy, compared to me!!!!!!!

His favourite colour is red (nice and Christmassy)as his name suggests! He says that he is black because he drinks lots of Guinness and if I drink lots of Guinness I will be the same colour as him!

breckfast in bed

i've bin dragged to the dentists this weekend (don't know why - my teeth are beautiful!) so as a treat and because my human was as well i had breckfast in bed. a piece of cheese on my very own plate. grandpa has good cheese.
also my cousin is doing somefing wid da duke of edinburgh award so i told him to look out for me as i am in fact the duke himself.
LOLage
RATTY

helpfull rat

i've been helping alot with lots of projects recently. i thought i would share them with you.
we are putting a floor down in the studio on top of the underfloor heating so i obviously had to help!

pushing the flooring into place

stopping the wood wobbling (or at least i would if my feet touched the ground!)

ratty rulez 4 eva (true - honest)

tea break (nice mug of builder's tea - all i need is a builder's bum!)

nursing a squashed tail

we are making a nature reserve in the corner of our field so obviously i had to help. we cant decide what to call it, we wanted a book-ish name (like galleon's lap - Winnie the pooh; Eeyore's gloomy place - also whinnie the pooh) so if you can think of something pleese tell me. (use the comments box)

i put this fence up all by myself (my dad say's if you believe that you'll believe anything)

having a rest in my human's wellies

i'll hold it for you daddy

i'm very good a sawing things up (i do prefer using my teeth though)

helping my aunt with a holiday project

helping my auntie helene make crocheted juggling balls...

...and modelling them!

looking after my dad's glasses for him

 

c u soon
lol
ratty
xxx

Prince Phillip

you know dat Prince Phil is now Lord High Admiral of da Navy well i'm applying for da post of duke of edinburgh! im sure ill get the job, im learning to say "******" in the right posh way and im saying "one" instead of "i". also daddy is now father and my personal servant!
so remember
"vote early, vote often, vote rodent. ratty your local rodent party candidate. VOTE FOR CHEESE!" oh and put in a good word for me if you see the the queen
p.s i only work between the hours of 9am and 5pm that way i miss school, therefor i don't do evening engagements.
lol RATTY xxxx

 here's a picture of me and the Queen at Ascot. great day out - lot's of beer etc at Ascot!

sorry everyone

sorry i haven't blogged in ages,  nothings happened in my life 'cept i won the macdonalds dash at the county scuttling championships. if you win you race you get to do a dash round all the macdonald's bins in the area, it was fan-flippin-tastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i also went to ronny and randolf's for a sleep over on tuesday (i seem to live round there at the moment!) we went round the pub, came back and dug holes in there garden before spending the night in a cardboard nestbox in ronny's human's bedroom.
at my human's school all the teachers/staff have done a glee video for the year 11's leaving, it's really good, it was even in the paper! here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlFSxVLfEHo enjoy!
blog later
luv ratty

royal wedding

i have to admit that the build up to the royal wedding was rather sickly but the actual wedding was interesting if a little longwinded. i cant belive they had mini busses of royals! i love mitch benn's queen of the future and alistair griffin's flog you the kitchen sink they're the ultimate royal wedding antidote (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X4-M5_YDoc) and  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfhsIVWqnPo) happy watching!

easter day = chocolate time!

at last its easter and i can eat everyone else's eggs cause ive already eaten mine. ive spent the last week in london wid my human family, i have got two new cousins (rat) selma and jimmy, selma is a clean white rat and dosent get up to naughty things so i need to teach her some tricks, i havn't met jimmy yet. it was soooooo hot in london i could hardly sleep, i spent most of my time in the fridge. my aunt was crocheting me lots of multicoloured juggling balls (photos coming soon). one good thing about the heat is that its easy to dig holes in grandma's garden cept i dont get very muddy. :(

718 'n' all that

its the holidays at last! i've got my first scuttlin' competition on sunday! 10m scuttle. my number's 718. ive eaten all the easter eggs i can find in preperation, i said i should eat the amount of easter eggs dictated by my number, but dessy (my surroget mum) said she would bankrupt if i did that! it seems like all the world's against me someimes :(
ive had 3 peices of homework to do this holiday, big ones too! i had to loearn my magic 'e' words, my 2 time table and read my magic key book (floppy dog count: 6). i think that's to much. have your say below on homework in the holidays! ill send a petion to mr camron and mr clegg, - 'cept i cant spell!

its easter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (well nearly)

time for a chocolate fest and its the last day of term! whoopy do!

wazzup peeps?

dear bloggersphere,
sorry i haven;t blogged for ages, (family taking over the computer). i've been lookin after my human to day 'coz she's not well. i went to ronny and randolfs yesterday, i had a brilliant time, getting up to no good!
1 week, 2 days of school left till the holidays - i cant wait, i'll spend the whole time round at my friends' houses. also this weekend its the food and craft fair! i'm going swimming in muddees!
my surroget human auntie has made a cheese cake with chocolate brownie base cheesecake then whipped cream and rasberries on top ! yommy! the criminal thing is, she didn't give me any! i mean i wouldn't eat the rasberries - i'd flick them at scampie - but really, how rude!
luv ratty

p.s. i dont mean it really, auntie, i was only joking!

sleep-over madnes

t'other day my friends ronny and randolf brought their humans over for tea and it ended up with randolf, ronny and his human staying for a sleep-over! it was great we ate chocolate all night and got up to naughty things in the cellar. we chattered when we were supposed to be asleep and chewed holes in the sofa. here are some photos that our humans  took of us up to no good:

just hangin' around

yummy chocolate

bus crash!

mad scientists

our punnisment for playin' bangin' tunes all night on the piano

we got a bit stuck

a long night clubbing!

more snaps of my life - i've got a few years pre-blogging to catch up on!

me with my friends scampie and hippo when me and hippo were first adopted from ikea.

me and scampie at wastwater

me and scampie at wastwater

the big cheese!

Hello these are my favourite holiday snaps.

  Stinking Cove, Near Trevone.  

 Having to be held or I would have been down there like a rat up an aqueduct! 

Ah Cornwall. Cream Teas and treacle tart.

My Fortnight

i started my fortnight with a trip to Glasgow, apparently going to a scuttleing competition. but my humans took me there under false pretences - it was a athletics match. so i went off down the dumbarton road (to which i had been previously attracted to) to sample all the lovely deep fried mars bars. but a pea sneaked into my feast and i got food poisoning for a few days. :(

the next weekend, the food and craft fair was in cockermouth so the more puds man was there. he's my friend, he gave me a 12 pence discount once 'cause i was charming!!!!!!!!!!! i  obviously had to have 47 of his deliciously yumcios muddees (chocolate brownies!) i would recomend them to anybody, but there would be less for me so i'm not going to! ha! also the nice cheese lady was there from thornby moor dairy. ooooh, she does a lovely cumberland farmhouse! sadly i have too share the cheese with my humans and they only give me the rinds! boo hoo!

me and my muddees

always make sure you get all the crumbs from the bag

other wise its a waste, rats dont like to waste waste

This Week

What a Week!!!!!!!!!!!! The ubiquitous mince for lunch on wednesday,  i went to beavers on thursday - doing the chocolate lovers badge - thursday held a penny whistle exam, quadruple maths on friday and i went to my friend Alfie's house on saturday! At Alfie's house we ate cheese and drank grog while playing mario carts on his weeeeeeeeeeee.

this is me with my friends: from left; marie bunny, ezy, patchy, heidi, scampie skipton and me!

My First Post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm soooo exited! I've got a blog, I can put all my escapades on it!
Yesterday I went my friends Ronny and Randolf's house, it was great. We messed around in the fridge while the humans were out birdwatching. Then they made us a mental assylum and did tests in us to check wether we actually had brains - Ronny didn't! I'm going scuttling tonight, it's like hurdleing only you run under the hurdles and then you go and have a very large take-away.